instructions on post-it notes, 2010
..using ketchup stick a tiny piece of spaghetti to your cheek, leave it there till the evening.
..look at what is right next to shop signs, billboards and street names.
..wait at every red traffic light, even if there is no traffic at all.
..be Elvis who is just imprisoned in your body.
..using band aid, stick your thumb to your index finger
..use only home made dishes and cutlery.
..write down everything you do and when.
..put on no more than three pieces of clothing
..stick double-sided tape to the soles of your shoes.
..name every mouthful you eat.
..borrow and return immediately.
..call every number in the morning paper, whisper.
..try to pick a fight with everyone you meet, change your mind at the last moment.
and so forth