Instructions on post-it notes:


..using ketchup stick a tiny piece of spaghetti to your cheek, leave it
  there till the evening.
..only look at what is right next to shop signs, posters and street names.
..write a letter using pen and paper, find a post office, mail it.
..wait at every red traffic light, even if there is no traffic at all.
..be Elvis who has just been imprisoned in your body.
..sign differently.
..using band aid, fix your thumb and your index finger together.
..use only home made dishes and cutlery.
..write down everything you do and when.
..put on no more than three pieces of clothing.
..stick double-sided tape to the soles of your shoes.
..close eyes, go to the bookshelf, pick one volume, sit, open eyes,
  finish the book by evening.
..name every mouthful you eat.
..borrow as much as you can and then immediately give it back.
..call every number in the morning paper; whisper.
..try to pick a fight with everyone you meet, change your mind
  at the last moment.